Why is this not so? Sure I may be a 767 Boeing, but I am a triple-changer!
Must Cybertron and Earth logic be so confusing?
Someone get me a laser cutter! Or a cheese grater for all I care—this face is coming off!!
By Unicron! That’s the best look he’s had since he came to be!
Who knew, Astrotrain can dance!

So interesting…
Thank you, non-follower. I think I look pretty damned.srlsy i just love octane so much right now
just look at him
As you can see I am a little busy these days. A Decepticon’s traitorous life is hard; just ask Starscream. You may still ask (or don’t, it won’t matter to me), just keep in your helms that my responses will not come at the speed of light.
All hail me.
~ Octane